So I, uh, may have caused serious lag on the server due to overpopulation in Derpville.

…I guess getting these guys to leave for Herptopia isn’t an option.

zohbugg:

I HAVE LITERALLY BEEN IN THE FETAL POSITION UNABLE TO BREATHE BECAUSE OF THIS POST. (x)

lolbatty:

saucy-dwen:

beastygrowl:

traediras:

mrcontro:

scaleeth:

kimbley:

scaleeth:

mrcontro:

Everyone on my Tumblr dash, PLEASE watch this. Especially if you are a creative artist:

Adobe is going to scrap their hard copies (disks) for their software (Photoshop, Illustrator, After Effects, Flash), and have you pay a subscription for the latest software called the Adobe Creative Cloud. $50 per month. Could you really afford such an expense in the long run?

This is really disturbing. Please hear what he has to say, it really is a serious situation for working artists. Pass this along so others may know about the Adobe Creative Cloud and how horrible it is.

Yep… Just went to see how much Flash costs. You know, to just buy the program? Guess what? After spending a while looking, it appears that you CAN’T anymore. You have to pay an outrageous subscription fee. I hate adobe. Is there a petition going around to stop this nonsense? Because I want to sign it.

Thanks! I know a lot of artists and people who like art follow me. You guys should go sign that.

Today I just signed the petition in the voice against the Adobe Creative Cloud. For those who are not familiar with what the new Creative Cloud can do to you as an artist, I really suggest you watch this video.

For those who have seen, reblogged, faved, here’s the link (as shown in the previous reblog) to sign the petition. Anything can happen, Adobe really needs to know that many artists are not supportive of them controlling not just the software..but the content worked on the Cloud.

Signed! Boosting the signal, I prefer to be able to buy my software.

I’m not going to fucking SUBSCRIBE to Photoshop. What the fuck do you expect me to tell people, “sorry, can’t do your commission this month. Couldn’t afford the Photoshop rent”?

This is why I use Corel Painter :|b So few people seem to and I don’t understand why. It’s so much cheaper, super versatile, and doesn’t have this bullshit surrounding it :/

we need some brilliant programmers out there to write something better than photoshop, maybe something versatile and open source?  i’d crowdfund that.

There is the GIMP, but in my experience… it is NOT user friendly, and nowhere near usable for professional illustration.

dontblinktheangelshavecamelot:

Look! There was a fan fiction article in today’s  Washington Express (a free daily I newspaper put out by the Washington Post in Washington DC)

Link to the article online

Article credit, Beth Marlowe (Express)

Art credit, Patrick Leger (For Express)

I’m sure it doesn’t say anything good about me that my main reaction to this article was to think,

“But you don’t have to have an AO3 account to read the stories there! You just need to click through an age-verification button half the time.”

inalackofcolor:

fuckyeahsexanddrugs:

modifyourown:

tentaclesandteacups:

Octopus have no real bones in their body, except for a tough beak made from chitin, so they can squeeze into small places when fleeing predators. They’re highly intelligent creatures and have shown to demonstrate observational learning, they’re known for escaping from their aquarium enclosures and occasionally breaking into others for a snack.

Also, captive octopi occasionally show affection to their caretakers after an extended absence.

They’re boneless puppies! <3_<3

WHAT THE FUUUUUUCKKK

Also, octopi have been known to eat sharks if kept in the same tank

They’re still breeding.

I had to start putting lamps in trees and doors in the side of COW DIRT CUBE so they’d have somewhere to go, since apparently all the poor people of Derpville want to go to Monster Swamp.

We have more naturally spawned iron golems than I even thought was possible.

rosalarian:

All the money Sarah McLachlan raises for animals goes directly into therapy for pestered cats.

So I decided that Derpville’s “Poor Side of Town” needed a ten-story apartment building right next to the old two-story one. GOOD GOD THEY LOVE THE THING. There is breeding in the halls, I tell you. Breeding in the halls.

You know you’ve built a good flathouse when the Testificates decide to have an orgy in it.